IMPORTANT. READ THIS OR SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES. 

CONTROLS:

Move with WASD
Jump with Spacebar
Dash with Shift
Pause/Options with ESC
RESTART LEVEL WITH "R" (YOU WILL NEED THIS)

Rarely do things in this game remain the same from level to level.
In case of doubt, smash someone or something in the head.

THAT'S IT NOW GO PLAY THE DAMN GAME.

All music was made by Ovani Sound. Everything else was made by myself.